The Best of The Net
Part IV
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A
little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it
really doesn't bother me too much. They never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,
I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've
been here in your office. You didn't know I was
passing gas because they don't smell and are
silent.
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and
come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor,"
she says, "I don't know what medicine you gave
me, but now my gas..... although still silent...
smells terrible."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've
cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your
hearing."
Texas businessman
A city boy, John, moved to the desert and bought a donkey from an old farmer
for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the
farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK, then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "Hey John, what
happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold five hundred tickets at two dollars a piece and made
a profit of $898.00"
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
God, I love living in Texas.